JoeBigelow

You seem like the type that won't be happy until a politician does specifically, exactly what YOU want them to do and anything short of that is failure.

Well, that's just like, your opinion man. If you think my $20 is going to make a difference you aren't a mathematician.

I'm a loser for dropping $20 on a gag for a little light in the dark?

I'm aware, but I also doubt these shares will decrease in value much if at all, plus it was a gag among my ludite coworkers that I could do it on my phone.

I bought it this morning! Better late than never

Except those were free and for disadvantaged people that couldn't afford a normal phone plan but still needed one to interact with modern society.

I bought Raytheon and Lockheed stock this morning

And live in Aroostook county, there's still basically nothing to do there.

sigh...

This comment section reeks of insecurity and excuses

I have Crohn's and shit my pants all day at work. I still wipe my ass and go for a run when I clock out because it's keeping me healthier than I would be otherwise.