Keld

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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It's like with flossing, you have to keep going until your gums stop bleeding.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 11 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (3 children)

When you do it with lasagna sheets they call it Italian sashimi

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 20 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

If kid starver decided to unilaterally close down the city of London and arrest everyone in there from one day to the next, I would in fact have to give it to him.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 22 points 21 hours ago

Yaoi Gargarin

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

The subclavicular muscle literally just sits there to keep the clavicle down, it's a fascist tendon.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Bigfoot is actually the wandering jew.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Well it isn't, but Francis made a whole deal about it and you even had a couple of priests call him a heretic for it.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Like with all admissions of the Catholic church the answer is "Yes, but". The clarification is that there is no such place as purgatory, you can't go to purgatory. Purgatory is a process that happens to you in heaven.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Literally no one masks at my uni or at the hospital. I don't even use that as a meaningful exaggeration, I mean that I have not seen a mask either place. Not even at the lung disease clinic.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

As a Christian I believe the death penalty is an effective tool for suppression of certain ideas :)

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Didn't the Catholic Church clarify that purgatory is fake.

 

That's right kids. Jesus. Imagine me sitting on a reversed chair.

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