Probably the one that points to the ram stats in the terminal, under hardware info.
I really thought it was "slut life" for years until I thought, "Surely not this many people right?". So I searched online for slut life sticker and that's when I learned it was salt and not slut.
Didn't see it mentioned here but check out Keep Alive.
Oh it's a snaaake.
Where do find such bootlickers?
I cried when my Tamagotchi "pet" died.
Never gonna give you up in my ass.
Wonder if you can still catch a faint wiff of pizza at times.
Don't forget to support capitalism as well!
It's gotten much better for me as I've aged, I really don't think about it now.
When I used to get these, the thing that made them stop immediately was standing up. It seems like the last thing you want to do, but standing up and putting all weight on both legs as soon as I felt one coming always did the trick.
An old favorite I always come back to. Found another lower quality image on Yandex image search but no artist was listed, so I am going to say artist is unknown.
What does Xfce call itself if it starts supporting Wayland? Wfce?