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[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 266 points 3 weeks ago

If not friend, why friend shaped

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 132 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

There are socialized individuals that can be handled by their trainers, but yeah they're not house cats, they haven't spent thousands of years adapting to humans, and they will casually maul you.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Cheetah meows are some of the most adorable meows

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 102 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

That has to be the most chill cougar ever.

[–] Shiggles@sh.itjust.works 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Their face looks like “you know, I was going to murder you, but I’m just gonna see how long you keep this up for until you realize.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 23 points 3 weeks ago

Playing with your food. My broccoli never rubs my feet.

"I think your little dog looks tasty. It's literally the only reason I'm here right now."

[–] Landsharkgun@midwest.social 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's probably sick. That's unfortunately pretty much the only time a wild animal will react like that. I suppose there is an outside chance it's domesticated and got out of its pen.

[–] NiHaDuncan@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

The people that have the mountain lion are it’s caregivers… the text is a joke.

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[–] VubDapple@lemmy.world 69 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)
[–] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 57 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Wet Cougar in the bathtub.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 52 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)
[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 45 points 3 weeks ago

Nah. Mountain lion.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago

IT'S NOT A PUUUUUMAAAAHHH

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago

Didn't I tell you to stop making up animals?

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I actually think it's a mountain lion ;)

[–] Lennny@lemmy.world 62 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it's just precious.

[–] django@discuss.tchncs.de 39 points 3 weeks ago

Awww, it wants to pet the little ape.

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] superkret@feddit.org 16 points 3 weeks ago

TIL There are hot mountain lions in my area.

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[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago
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[–] hexabs@lemmy.world 62 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DODOKING38@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I was thinking huh he could play Beast in beauty and the beast, well it turns out he was Beast in a fucking TV show

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

check out a movie called city of lost children. he's great in it but also the least interesting thing about it.

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[–] smokebuddy 55 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 43 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's all fun and games until he eats your face

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 47 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah. I got a leg scar from a domestic cat that I've raised from kittendom, who'd easily have ripped my face if she could reach it*. A wild, larger, and more powerful version of that seems like a bad idea.

*because I was holding a kitten that she never saw before. Yup. Fuck you Kika, I love you but you're a bloody arsehole.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 54 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

The biggest mistake anyone can make with a 10 pound domestic housecat is to underestimate one. Cats seriously punch far above their weight. Like someone welded a bunch of razor blades to a flying, out of control angle grinder that always knows which way is down. A cat can ruin your day quickly.

It's fortunate their primary prey is plastic.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 30 points 3 weeks ago

I have a 22 pound part maine coon with extra murder beans and I do not fuck with him when he's in a mood. We've had to give him a bath a couple of times and I wear leather to keep myself safe

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[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This! I love my sweet boy and he's so gentle and kind 99% of the time. But sometimes he choses violence. He is the reason I think all people who keep big cats as pets are not logical.

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 3 weeks ago

He puts on a delightful and majestic display of smugness.

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago

I absolutely adore mountain lions. But knowing that they can pierce my skull with their teeth would keep me out of that room.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is my kind of shoulder cat.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think you may be his type of shoulder human

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[–] Jumpingspiderman@reddthat.com 26 points 3 weeks ago

They really are beautiful animals. Deadly beauty.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Surprisingly calm while being given a bath.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 50 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I think he's Puma Messi, he's been hand-raised from a cub and has medical conditions that prevent him from being able to live wild and also make him smaller and less energetic than most pumas. I'm not a fan of keeping wild animals as pets, but they appear to treat him with love and kindness and give him the individual attention and care he needs, although I didn't do a deep dive.

[–] KrapKake@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, and he was going to be euthanized by the zoo because of his medical issues. He was rescued by a Russian couple who runs the youtube channel "i_am_puma", starring Messi.

[–] stelelor@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I looked it up and wow, that's crazy. Messi is basically naturally domesticated. If the medical conditions are genetic, he could be the start of a lineage of house pumas.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

I would hope not, healthy is better.

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

He’s just a big, stoned, horny kitty!

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

I'm certain the mountain lion is calculating his/her next meal within the house.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

ILL TAKE IT!! imagine the snuggles that thing could give you 🤩

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago

It'll snuggle you for the rest of your life.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That looks a lot my cat. I had to get rid of it because I was allergic.

And because it ate my leg. Bit it clean off.

I miss you, kitty. 😥

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