Where are all of the good toddlers with guns when you need them??

My mom is one of these hateful MAGAts, but loves the "nice Mexican lady" that cleans her apartment for such a reasonable price.

Don't worry, they have enough cognitive dissonance to not be bothered by this in the least.

This is good for Bitcoin

God damned deep state, man...

[-] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

First of all, you have no proof that it was I who stole the moon.

Second of all, after I did steal the moon, I put it back.

Common mistake, but no, it's Israel.

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Distros for tablets? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

I have a couple of Surface tablets that I'd like to put Linux on if possible. The one I want to try first is a 5th gen Surface Pro. If all goes well I would then try it on a Surface Go 2 and hopefully could keep the cellular access.

What resources are available for doing this? The little I've read so far makes me think that it is a buggy process and maybe not worth the effort involved.

It's for lying about paying hush money to a porn star.

[-] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 136 points 2 months ago

"We hate you as a person, but your money is still good "

[-] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 159 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You just succinctly summed up Steve Ballmer's entire tenure as CEO of Microsoft.

[-] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 137 points 5 months ago

So the DA is just allowed to say, "I don't like any of my choices in this jury pool" and that's just okay?? That doesn't sound like a fair trial at all. It's like grabbing the stack of lottery tickets from behind the counter and starting to scratch them off. When somebody comes to make you stop you just say, "it's all good. I'm just trying to find one I like before I decide to play the lottery today."

[-] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 359 points 5 months ago

Why governments would ever use a private service for critical use baffles me.

Create your own emergency notification system!

[-] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 403 points 9 months ago

Cheer up Elon - it wasn't worth $44B when you bought it, so it's lost significantly less value than you think!

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