LodeMike

joined 11 months ago
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[–] LodeMike 2 points 2 days ago

No you can't because Android sucks.

[–] LodeMike 8 points 2 days ago

Seed-vault backup but worse!

[–] LodeMike 1 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Fucking hell I was asking for clarification.

[–] LodeMike 0 points 2 days ago (6 children)
[–] LodeMike 2 points 2 days ago

It doesn't clarify anything because so far I've been told

  1. People are going to die (I asked why)
  2. Those people are minorities (which doesn't say why they would die)
[–] LodeMike 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Cave Johnson-ass idea

[–] LodeMike -3 points 3 days ago (12 children)

That does not clarify anything.

[–] LodeMike 1 points 3 days ago (3 children)

A fellow Lemmit who enjoys split score totals!

[–] LodeMike 7 points 3 days ago

Real tough guys until they get fired, I guess.

[–] LodeMike 4 points 3 days ago (4 children)
 
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Papa Johns (lemmy.today)
 

Apple messages app, dark mode. Medium compression.

Sender (left side): bro I stg the funniest shit happened at work

Next message: so i work at papa johns now right.

Receiver (right side) sends "💀💀💀💀" twice. These emojis are large.

Sender again: i havent even told the story yet

Last message: what the fuck are you laughing at

The last message is half cut off on the bottom.

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Brexit (lemmy.today)
 
999
Wordle (lemmy.today)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by LodeMike to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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Cereal (lemmy.today)
 

Screenshot of Twitter light mode with gradient blurred background around it but mostly cropped off.

One poster, appears feminine in PFP "what's that milf cereal. With the strawberries"

Posted 11:34 AM 7/30/21 Twitter for iPhone.

10.6 Retweets 1806 Quote Tweets 132k Likes

A reply with someone appearing feminine in their PFP is a picture of Kellog's Speciak K cereal with red berries. Accompanying text is just "?"

 
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Who is this (lemmy.today)
 

Image description:

Two pictures put together

First one is a screenshot of Robert Downy Jr's Twitter profile. Dark mode, official app. Bio reads "you know who I am"

Second picture is of that guy with the trophy and his hand hoveti g above his right breast with caption "I don't know who he is"

Tap for spoilerThe second picture is of Robert Downy Jr

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AskReddit (lemmy.today)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by LodeMike to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Image description:

screenshot of r/AskReddit post by u/CriticalGeode . Title only. official phone app. Light mode.

How would you hide the body of a 165 Ib, 78 year-old white male who is approximately 6 feet tall?

Upvoted by screenshoter. No shown score.

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Oreo (lemmy.today)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by LodeMike to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Image Description:

Ligjt mode twitter direct message on phone. Highly compressed.

Oreo (cookie) account links a tweet from Carter hambly. Oreo is the other person in the chat, not who took the screenshot.

Tweet reads: i be scraping the deodorant off my girl's armpit with my teeth like filling out of an oreo

Text accoppaninn link:

Hi Carter! We at OREO love this tweet. Can we have your permission to use it on our socials

Message was sent 11:59/AM

Reply from screenshotter: "that tweet?" There is lots of vertical space between the two messages. This second message is about 40%% cut off at the bottom.

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Obama (lemmy.today)
 
758
Regular Road (lemmy.today)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by LodeMike to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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Lasagna (lemmy.today)
 
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