Lucien

ahm, ackshually, as you can see in the screenshot, it's spelled "gork" now

Based

There was a campaign in the 2000s to get rid of the now-superfluous www subdomain called "no www", and you could get a fancy badge for your site if it validated.

I do the same; I can never decide on one so I just rotate them out every few minutes

You've reinvented blade servers

I have no idea what this means, and I'd never heard of Homestuck before now:

Thank you for your service 🫡

Damn I haven't even had a screensaver in probably more than a decade

We'll finally catch the bastard that killed Steve Irwin

Super cool

Get out your seat and jump around

zing!