LunarLoony

I'm not trying to psychoanalyse myself. I'm saying that I don't think "not wanting to die" is grounds to get therapy. Quite the opposite, in fact.

...No

I think the problem is too many people only know how to JavaScript

...No?

You can, and the save file recognises that you've "Beaten The Game"; but when you start it up, it reverts back to just before the final battle.

It uses a pretty nasty slur, true, but in the context of some ignorant jerk who thinks he's better than everyone. I don't believe Knopfler is a homophobe.

Oh I see - I don't know why, but I assumed this was a new game.

Oh no, we're getting to the point where PS2-era visuals are considered low-poly??

I refuse to believe that frangible is a word. Sounds like something from a Roald Dahl book

And that's why you don't mix in Dobly.

Do you need direct sunlight for this to work? My back garden doesn't get much sunlight, so it'd be cool if there was still a way we could grow some things. Looks fairly compact too, which would be valuable!

(I know nothing about hydroponics)

So that's where all the Ambrosia's going