LunchMoneyThief

I'd make a really awesome candy store clerk too, btw, because I love eating sugary snacks.

I never believed in power outages until I came face to face with one

Settings templates with user.js are Firefox's saving grace.

Best of luck on your 'nix journey.

I2P eepsite

Same for cars.

Why do we need a new model every year?

Automotive design has been functionally complete since decades ago.

Based Germans know the inherent dangers posed by Intel Management Engine.

Thank goodness the clouds parted and his holy billionaire visage emerged with the gift of [*angelic chorus] vaccines otherwise we would all be dead now (and he wouldn't have made a 20 to 1 return on investment). Thank god for billionaires and their unquestionable wisdom.

Wake me up when they start producing chips without Management Engine

The schoolyard bullies are fighting each other again.

If I threaten a politician to kill them

Implies that the threat itself is what kills them. Or that the intention of making the threat is that they will die as a consequence of receiving the message.

English is a Subject-Verb-Object language. What you should have said was:

If I threaten to kill a politician

Web browsers are beginning to feel that way these days.