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On top of that, it doesn’t even look particularly fresh

There goes my dream of being self sufficient. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

I hope you’re happy.

American slices are a food crime in and of themselves already. If it doesn’t even meet the legal definition for being called “cheese”, it has no business going around and pretending.

I’ll make an exception for vegan cheese alternatives if they’re made out of natural ingredients but this shit is literally plastic.

!2meirl4meirl@lemmy.world

I know, right? I was just playing around with some ideas but this was far too adorable not to share.

Okay, but IF it is the way that it is because God made it that way, what is the use of getting angry about it? Is that not just going to make it worse? Also, wouldn't you at least rather be informed about it in advance instead of having to puzzle it out yourself over many, many years? That would only make it more agonizing, wouldn't it.

And have you considered that perhaps the entire story is merely an allegory that describes the internal experience of growing into a fully formed human being, with all the troubles, pitfalls, and vicissitudes that might befall one on the way? And that perhaps the worship of God is ultimately just about learning how to love and respect yourself with all of the flaws and problems you inevitably have?

What if the only lie they told you in church was that God was to be found somewhere out there in the world, and that someone other than you was more capable of communicating with him when He is actually inside of your own head, about two inches from the top, right between your eyes? Would that change your opinion on any of these things or would you continue to be angry about all of it?

I mean… I have seen more elaborate animal dishes on Instagram, but good luck getting the ears to stick

He looks mischievous

Well, I'm certainly not a fan of big government if that's what you mean.

And I dunno what a virtual mailbomb is, but it sounds like something the FBI would care enough to stop.

It's just a funny word I made up for inconvenient free speech. Because it is my experience that right (or wrong, depending on your perspective) words at the right time can literally make a person blow up LOL

Is the the "GTFO this planet and let everything else fall apart" team?

I didn't do anything wrong though. No vote, no taxes, no use of publicly funded infrastructure, that was the deal. Amazon is a private company, they do pay taxes, so they can use the roads on my behalf.