Mateja23

joined 1 year ago

Don't forget to tip your gas station in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Mateja23@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

I would leave them the tip of my penis

A message to new users in c/lemmyworld@lemmy.world

[–] Mateja23@lemmy.world -4 points 1 year ago

Are there any free speech instances?

Scrooge. in c/clevercomebacks@feddit.uk

[–] Mateja23@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So selfish, he should give me a million, and then give 15usd to literally every single person on the planet (including himself).

The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller Its Balls, Study Finds in c/biology@mander.xyz

[–] Mateja23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Huh, I guess that's why I'm quiet all the time.

(f) Going in in c/gonewild@lemmynsfw.com

[–] Mateja23@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why isn't this tagged as NSFW for me?

I'm at work, taking a lunch break, my colleague just saw me looking at a bent over chick that was about to put dildo up her asshole...

He cracked a joke about it, but I was lucky that no one from the higher ups saw it...

Owner of BreachForums Pleads Guilty to Cybercrime and Child Pornography Charges in c/technology@lemmy.world

If people use it and they don't post or comment, it could go dark in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] Mateja23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean, I've had a Reddit account for 13-14 years, maybe even longer, as I was a lurker who bookmarked different subreddits, prior to making an account. In those years, I have commented maybe 5 times in total. So you dont get to tell me what to do, and I certainly won't be commenting on this post.