And why always just one?
I'll pay the dog to lick my stamps and pay the human employee not to π π π
Alt text: Jenna standing with her hands on her hips wearing a blazer. Under the blazer she is wearing a low-cut pink shirt bedazzled with the words "business slut"
It's so polite of them not to jaywalk. π
I've always left them on and let them flow down. My spider plant sits up high like you've got yours. About the only times I trim them is if the babies get too bushy, if i want to propagate them into a new plant, or if they start to brown up.
I remember in Tina Fey's book she said she was not good at impressions and that she always just looked like herself in a wig (until Sarah Palin came along anyway). That's still kindof true, lol, but I'm glad she kept with it.
I don't even have a cat. The neighbor's cat likes me, though, and brings me all kinds of "presents". π
From S03E02 "Believe in the Stars"
Alt text: An American tetherball team high-fiving with the caption "Lance Speedman is the Olympic Tetherball Champion."
~~I don't know why it's so sped up lol.~~
Edit: Re-created it so it doesn't look like 30 Rock's Salute to Benny Hill.
Trying out a format I see in !thesimpsons@lemmy.world
1 Crisspoint for the joke or scene, 2 Crisspoints for the episode / main plot.
All points are made up and don't matter.
Gotcha-day is just as good a day to celebrate. Also, you will have no shortage of confetti for the occasion! π€£
Back when I had a cat, I'd give her a brand new roll of paper towels to shred on her birthdays. Cleanup was a brute, but she enjoyed going to town on them.
I rarely browse 'all' and usually stick to my eye bleach communities. Decided to venture into 'all' this evening, and of course this would be in the top of the feed.
Back to my curated cats, puppies, and houseplants I go. π€£
You're not wrong, though.
(unfortunately this was AI generated)
Damn it. Was going to ask if they needed a 6th ranger.
This is funny, but It's not about women's bodies. It's about creating desperation among those they exploit.
It's not not about women's bodily autonomy, though. π©π
Should have gone with Del Taco wrappers.
Saw this on /c/dundermifflin@lemm.ee and figured it would be fun to do one for 30 Rock.
Seating Options / Alt Text:
- Between Liz and her doppelgΓ€nger friend that complains just as much
- Next to Frank and a now-empty sun tea jar
- Between Hank and Jack
- Between Devon Banks and Kenneth
- In the back next to Vlem
- Next to Tracy and Angie
- Between Jenna and Verna (who is flirting with Paul dressed as Jenna)
- Next to Colleen and Jonathan
- Next to Lutz
I wanted to make one of the options between Grizz and DotCom, but I figured that was too much of an Airplane! joke. Also, the pharmacy was out of the pills that make you see Oprah, so no sleeping through it.
Audio only:
I'm going upstairs now to think about more comments for tomorrow.
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I'm sure the shelter pups would love the field trip and attention as well. Win/win