MelaniaTrump

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[–] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

And let me tell you about Crooked Nefertiti, folks. Not the sharpest reeds in the papyrus, believe me.

When I’m Pharaoh again, we’re going to lock her up, folks. We’re going to send her to the Valley of the Kings. We’re going to drain the Nile, drain it like never before. And we’re going to make Kemet great again, believe me.

[–] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Why does that Kublai Khan image lowkey look like Trump

[–] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We’re going to build the greatest irrigation system the world has ever seen, and we’re going to make the Nubians pay for it.

[–] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

“We let our product quality speak for itself and it’s a proud testament to our commitment to shareholder value and executive compensation,” said a Boeing spokesperson.

[–] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Stage five: the sign becomes reality and the truth is discarded.

[–] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

chill in Bolinas California

[–] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

wassup, couch boy

[–] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

line go down, time to disrupt everything and give rich people more money

[–] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

lol the US is about to invade Iran because their economy is starting to crumble and they’re losing at the Olympics

[–] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

just build up credit over seas and then move there after school. boom, no more student loans.

[–] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

just wait until you encounter gentoo linux users lmao

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