My local pub sells pepperami behind the bar. I swirl it in the beer so it gets a good amount of beery glaze then.. Er.. Suck it off. Then do it some more, and swallow it. And yes I know exactly how that sounds.
Moonweedbaddegrasse
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I'd be concerned that my own chatbot might get jealous
You're supposed to clean it? π
Oh I feel you. Until I was diagnosed with sleep apnoea and put on Cpap my life was a hellscape of brain fog and exhaustion.
I'm (partially) blind and (partially) deaf. People seem to think you can either see and hear, or you can't. The fact that I often can't hear or see something just seems to annoy people.
Pepperami and beer
I have seen a number of girls do that tbf. You are not alone (unless each time it was actually you)
It took me a while to get my head round it, but it's fine thanks. Seems much quieter than Reddit tho
I'm 59. Last time I went clubbing was probably 20 years ago. Or I attempted to; the club wouldn't let me in essentially because I was a bloke pushing 40. The group of younger girls I was with had already gone in without me and I was left stranded outside like a lemon. Went home and swore I'd never do that again.
Jethro's Naga Fire or Lord Reaper.
I got permabanned a couple of days ago. I saw a post where a girl was moaning about a woman she worked with taking the mickey out of her whenever she used a big/obscure word. The example she gave was 'franchise.' So everyone was telling her their favourite obscure words to drop onto conversation. I suggested that she should threaten to 'defenestrate' her colleague cos that is probably my favourite word.
Got a warning immediately that I had threatened to physically harm someone. Laughed. Went to bed. Woke up the next day to find I'd been banned
Lost several years of karma but I'm buggered if I'm going crawling to them to get my account back.
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Good man π