Moonweedbaddegrasse

I've hated Harry Potter since the first book came out - someone lent it to me and I gave up after 100 pages cos it was shite and really badly written.

Why would my wife need pockets when she has 82 zillion designer handbags?

The loudest fastest music on my playlist

Good man 👍

My local pub sells pepperami behind the bar. I swirl it in the beer so it gets a good amount of beery glaze then.. Er.. Suck it off. Then do it some more, and swallow it. And yes I know exactly how that sounds.

I'd be concerned that my own chatbot might get jealous

You're supposed to clean it? 😂

Oh I feel you. Until I was diagnosed with sleep apnoea and put on Cpap my life was a hellscape of brain fog and exhaustion.

I'm (partially) blind and (partially) deaf. People seem to think you can either see and hear, or you can't. The fact that I often can't hear or see something just seems to annoy people.

Pepperami and beer

I have seen a number of girls do that tbf. You are not alone (unless each time it was actually you)

It took me a while to get my head round it, but it's fine thanks. Seems much quieter than Reddit tho