As a nation that champions the values of freedom and democracy, the United States

Ha ha ok I'm out 😂

Doesn't sound like a fully international effort to me

Also if Purina didn't test on animals there would be a lot of dead dogs

200 years of propaganda later - "Hurr Durr France surrender duh"

I think nowadays it's more like "35k to join the World Terrorism Organisation ©®™"

I'd choose the duck too

For children's health?!? Should've been banned years ago for the planet's health 😡

99% of my interaction with India is -

"Hello sir my name is Paul Smith. I have been looking at your website and I have discovered it is not optimised for SEO and I would like to offer you the chance to improve your search rankings"

Every. Fuckin. Day.

"Apple to claim they invented OLED" ftfy

Have you tried ordering some fuckin punctuation, mate?

Nothing to add, just thought a cock n balls would improve it, seeing as he was a pedo

Try telling that to my unequivocal legal right to return anything for any reason within 14 days at no cost to myself other than postage

(now known as Ye)

When I was younger, if a kid tried to give themselves a cool nickname, everyone would do their absolute best to call them anything but that and make up the worst possible names to call them instead.

We should bring that back. I even went to school with a guy called Dungboy

This just screams "Rich-looking lady who knows fuck all about computers goes into shop to ask what laptop she needs to run Excel"