MuffinHeeler

I did that once at a birthday party. 21 weeks pregnant and someone asked when I was due. The look of horror was priceless. I had a good laugh and so did she. Her friends were in the toilets (ladies public bathroom) just about, or maybe did, wet themselves from laughing at the overheard conversation.

At least you can watch it. I have Not Available in your Country

That must be where "taxi cab" and "cab" came from too

Could you post something? Obviously don't hand write it and don't print on work printers.

And use soap

It's completely natural and organic too

I don't know why she bathed in a shoe. Perhaps she'll poo.

She also plays head scientist in Avatar.

My 4 yr old refused to try lettuce and by extension spinach. Had a bite of my spinach and ricotta pastry roll one day. Now demands them at the bakery. Also will try anything if I say it has spinach in it.

Also stole some of my ceasar salad I had on the bench for lunch, now loves (home made only) ceasar salad. Won't eat a bowl, but I make a double batch as she'll sit there and demand constant forkfulls of my bowl.

Been travelling in an RV for a while now. Family of 3. Have 3 forks, 2 knives (because adults cut the kid's food) and 4 plates since you need somewhere to put food off the BBQ that isn't someone's plate. It's glorious. So easy to clean up.

The quotes are from his estranged wife. So he hasn't held together a marriage.

That'd just put Sadness in jail to be released at a later date