[-] N0body@sh.itjust.works 35 points 6 months ago

"Once we get this thing up and running, we'll finally be able to-"

[-] N0body@sh.itjust.works 41 points 6 months ago

A real human bean, and a real... hero.

[-] N0body@sh.itjust.works 30 points 7 months ago

Therapists don't think it be like it is, but it do.

[-] N0body@sh.itjust.works 33 points 7 months ago

We must seize the means of not giving a fuck.

[-] N0body@sh.itjust.works 34 points 7 months ago

"Tell President Zuckerberg my only regret is that I have but one life to give to block his ads."

[-] N0body@sh.itjust.works 29 points 8 months ago

Terrible parenting. If you're going to go to the trouble of yeeting your baby at least do it properly with a baby trebuchet.

[-] N0body@sh.itjust.works 33 points 8 months ago

Of course they go with a boring headline when "Chesebro Rats!" was right there.

[-] N0body@sh.itjust.works 29 points 8 months ago

Good things happen to winners because they're smart and strong. Bad things happen to losers because they're dumb and weak. Bad things happen to winners because the losers cheated. Anything a winner does by definition is not cheating because he's supposed to win.

He has the mentality of a middle school bully from an 80s movie, but he's definitely consistent.

[-] N0body@sh.itjust.works 36 points 8 months ago

Primal scream therapy. Great for keeping you awake. Plus it keeps terrified coworkers from bothering you at all ever.

[-] N0body@sh.itjust.works 34 points 9 months ago

The Ukrainian Reddit Legion- forged in the fires of Call of Duty. Able to survive for hours on a single pack of chicken tenders.

[-] N0body@sh.itjust.works 32 points 9 months ago

I remember someone telling me to look at the driver to be reminded it's a person and not a machine. Honestly, that makes it several orders of magnitude worse. It's not a car going 20 under in the passing lane during rush hour, it's a flesh and blood human being causing the car to go 20 under in the passing lane. It's a choice being made by a human. That's so, so much worse.

[-] N0body@sh.itjust.works 42 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

He didn't pay for a permit to do so. The police are there to protect capital, but under clearly-defined rules. Anyone who isn't a fuckwit knows to pay the city its fees before doing something like this.

When JPMorgan Chase buys out a smaller bank, they apply for the permit in triplicate and pay all the fees, then make a donation to the Fraternal Order of Police. The cops then show up to attack protestors.

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