NOT_RICK

Do you have as much faith in Apple as Aaron does?

Fuck no, and I say that as a user of some of their products. Even if I hypothetically trusted Tim Apple completely, he’s just one board vote away from the curb.

And that kids, is how the McRib was born

Pretty much what I expected, thanks for confirming

Love a happy ending

Just when I had successfully scrubbed that creepy ass shot of him with Ivanka from my mind

I suppose it’s not possible to set up an arrangement where you don’t do any support for that specific client? Your situation sounds like it really sucks OP, I’m sorry.

I’ve worked really hard to never work in the for-profit world because of how immoral I find it, and I definitely leave salary on the table because of it. I respect you for sticking to your principles.

You’re fired

“Already the roadsides that people worked so hard to clean up have sprouted a new crop of trash,” he wrote in a local newspaper. “I’m not sure whether I’m more angry with the litterers or the legislators.”

As someone that regularly picks up litter from my local park just to watch it pile right back up within a few days, I really feel this in my bones.

You had me hoping that was the actual Reuters headline. I am disappoint

Petrichor

There isn’t a wrong way to spend leisure time so long as you’re not hurting anything. Maybe be less judgmental with your time?

Chocolate all over his face

I have no idea what has happened to the birthday cake; I’m just as surprised as you!