the potion seller video is only for the strongest of viewers and you are clearly not of the strongest you are clearly of the weakest
Naal
joined 4 years ago
and when he came back they denied him
First Indian War of Independence/ Sepoy Rebellion - New General Megathread for the 11-12 of May 2024
how tf am i supposed to tell people that my favorite internet celebrity is a dirt owl
First Indian War of Independence/ Sepoy Rebellion - New General Megathread for the 11-12 of May 2024
two wolves:
Why is there so much bionicle lore 
Why is there so much bionicle lore 
First Indian War of Independence/ Sepoy Rebellion - New General Megathread for the 11-12 of May 2024
W friend
real
First Indian War of Independence/ Sepoy Rebellion - New General Megathread for the 11-12 of May 2024
matched with a guy whose profile indicated he lived 2 hours away in the same state. we're chatting and he tells me he just left the US two weeks ago because his work contract ended. Now he's gone back home to the PHILIPPINES 
why does god give his sexiest battles to his most down bad soldiers?? In b4 catfish but im pretty sure this guy's legit based on his insta
"I had a dream about you last night"
"Was I eating your ass?"
"No"
"Then it wasn't me" 
just thinking about how fucked up the whole sisyphus thing is (Im 6'5 btw)
sisyphus, just starting: haha wow this is so easy
sisyphus, later: okay i do NOT like pushing this boulder up this hill. this is actually kind of a pain in the ass
40% of the mass of a good pair of sweatpants should be microbial