[-] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 week ago

You know when you see a minivan completely covered in homemade signs about trump and Jesus and illuminati and stuff? Like it looks so unhinged that you just feel bad for the mental health of the person driving it?

That’s what this ad looks like. It looks like how Trump thinks. Unwell.

[-] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 month ago

Keep trying though

[-] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca 46 points 2 months ago

Do conservatives just want us all to give in to our enemies? And then let them take Poland and eventually the US too? Bro. Some people's kids. The US has been at war in one form or another since the 50's. We have fought proxy wars against them as recently as Syria in 2019 and please don't forget that they are regularly attacking the US through ransomware attacks against hospitals, local governments, water bureaus, and banks. They are also attacking our elections through misinformation and bribery. They have directly threatened our country with nuclear war as recently as last year. If conservatives don't love our homeland enough to defend it than thank Biden for your safety.

[-] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca 40 points 2 months ago

Well, for once the police managed to stop a shooting before it took place.

[-] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca 47 points 2 months ago

I’ve been seeing those too. And one of them says “72 hour protection” like what? You’re not showering for three days but you’re just going to febreeze you vageeze and call it good ? Insane behavior

[-] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca 33 points 3 months ago

Why is it always Rand Paul? The poor man does not understand how spending and taxation work.

[-] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca 34 points 3 months ago

Russian propaganda about France doesn't belong in this community

[-] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca 40 points 3 months ago

I love this. They're going to spend all the party's money on Trump's legal bills leaving nothing else behind. And a Trump with no political experience is running the show. It's a perfect disaster. Dems are going to crush them. Let's see what other rights and protections they will take away from women before Nov.

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[-] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca 47 points 4 months ago

They’re called “spaceships

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Also how do I know if I’ve done it right? How is it supposed to taste? Texture?

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They have little anty bodies

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it's also yummy

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I was watching Band of Brother and wondering how those paratroopers got letters from home. Did their family need to know their nearest base? Or could they simply write their name and battallion? If I want to mail a package to a sailor do I just the ship's name? Or a port? I'm not actually mailing anything I'm just curious how that works. How much postage do you need to mail to a ship overseas?

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[-] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca 44 points 6 months ago

I haven’t been back to Reddit since June. Am I missing anything?

[-] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca 45 points 7 months ago

I was walking in flip-flops on asphalt when I sneezed. I opened my eyes after sneezing and my flip-flops were now behind me but facing forward and neatly arranged. What happened when I sneezed? Did I put my feet together, slide the backward to release the toes, jump up and then forward about 18”? All without noticing and in the span of one sneeze ?

[-] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca 37 points 9 months ago

My little rule is that it’s okay to have Mac n cheese for dinner or frozen pizza so long as I add a veggie

Broccoli is my favorite and so easy. Steam it, boil it, fry or roast. Just add salt and pepper I love broccoli!

Try roasting veggies! Yum!!! Just chop up literally any veggie you have ( okay not lettuce though you psycho) and toss with olive oil, roast in oven on 400 for maybe 20 minutes. Super good! If you’re a good cook or feeling creative you can add spices idk maybe garlic powder that’s easy!

Here’s another trick: BEANS! people don’t usually think of beans as a vegetable but they are! And I think beans are the best vegetable of all! Each one is tastier than the last! Full of fiber and nutrients and even protein. Heat up a can of black beans WITH THE JUICE. Add cumin. Scoop em up with chip! Eat pinto beans. No recipe needed! Pinto beans are delicious! Garbanzo, navy, red, Lima. Yum yum yum! One day you meet the king of all beans, the boss level. The butter bean. Ohhh what a bean that is. The bigger the bean the better and the butter bean is the biggest of all. Sauté them with oil and spices, serve them on toast! Be happy! Spread joy!

(If you’re about to comment that beans are not a vegetable please do me a favor and ask google if that’s true. I’ve had too many conversations about this. Beans are a vegetable. They’re the king of vegetables!!)

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