The firm handshake worked great until I met an employer who was higher Dan in Judo than me.
NigelFrobisher
joined 2 years ago
Absolute snorkle.
Kai got it easy!
Your holiday is from the heatwave.
Me too! I’d get a new mechanical keyboard but they start asking if I want red, brown, blue or beige switches and I’m like “I dunno what that is!”. Also they cost a tonne and my Dell came free with a tower PC.
L-shaped Enter key master race.
Is this specifically relating to the difference between Victoria and Mississippi?
Victoria is that low cos they don’t fuck around when it comes to driving fines. The speed limit means limit, and they’re cracking down hard on drivers using phones.
Mine picks at the side of the mattress until I give in and swing my legs out, then she runs off to the food bowl to eat the biscuits that are always there overnight. She doesn’t even need me to do that!
Does being a weird little capitalist lickspittle even work on LinkedIn? I see people obviously trying to game the algorithm to gain exposure, including groups of devs sharing basic tips with each other and commenting to amplify, even though you’d think most hiring managers know that devs absolutely don’t go to LinkedIn to learn and share tips.
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The bit about alewives is. The hat thing is supposition.