NotMaster

joined 1 year ago
[–] NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 week ago

And wriggling!

[–] NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Do you know how the polygamist redneck hippy counts his wives?

1 mrs hippy, 2 mrs hippy, 3 mrs hippy

Make them work for the punchline.

[–] NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You can do this whole comic with two panels.

[–] NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

It was a good attempt.

[–] NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 4 weeks ago

That and it was a mediocre game that didnt do anything better than existing established games in the genera.

[–] NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 1 month ago

Less statements about doing better and at least a little showing an attempt at doing better would be nice.

[–] NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 month ago

Here is a sad face...

Earth orbits the sun. The sun orbits the super cluster in the middle of the galaxy. The galaxy is flying off into space being pulled on by other galaxies. The earth will never occupy the same expect space if you factor in all the movements. If you were holding the hand of your loved one and the two of you died withing a thenth of a second apart you would not be able to see them by the time difference at those speeds.

Though its all relative how you want to measure and what you want to measure.

[–] NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 months ago

I also know nothing about this game but you are exactly correct about it.

[–] NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 months ago

PepperoniNipple.SurprisedPikachuFace

[–] NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Its true. This is a common tailoring question for men. Nothing to do with being fondled and everything to do with the pants fit. If you are getting measured like this for expensive pants your going to get nudged a bit anyways when they do the inseam measure.

[–] NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Man, that is not my take on the lemmy community lol.

[–] NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 months ago

Harry potter always does the weirdest movies /s

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