https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1991_uprisings_in_Iraq

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draining_of_the_Mesopotamian_Marshes#Gulf_War_draining

It's good to be the king.

Really? I really liked it. It felt exactly like the original, but with updated jokes.

I miss you, Dad. Mom won't let me read Hagar the Horrible.

Former AT&T Illinois President Paul La Schiazza is set to go on trial in September 2024 after being indicted on charges of conspiracy to unlawfully influence then-Illinois House Speaker Michael Madigan. AT&T itself agreed to pay a $23 million fine in October 2022 in connection with the alleged illegal influence campaign and said it was "committed to ensuring that this never happens again."

Also, the congressman who took the bribes resigned and is facing trial on October 8th, 2024.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motte-and-bailey_fallacy

She's got the "munchies" for a California Cheeseburger.

The original article is in Spanish, so you're probably seeing a bad auto-translation.

Whoa whoa! A fat, sarcastic star trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies!

Alt-text (Since OP forgot): "Birds are Aves, which is part of the clade Theropoda, which is in Saurischia, which is in Dinosauria. Those birds outside our windows are dinosaurs. We can clear out the rest of our brains because we now have the best fact."