OprahsedCreature

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[โ€“] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This presupposes that Matty has ever had a good idea and that he can tell them apart

[โ€“] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 58 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (9 children)

Yes you should be. China's going to be making lunar and orbital bases and cities and having huge parties they won't invite you to unless you know the super secret handshake which you only learn after reading Das Kapital in its entirety.

I'm sorry comrade, I know this is a bitter pill to swallow ๐Ÿ˜”

[โ€“] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 months ago

Preferably made by Boeing~Boeing~

[โ€“] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 months ago

The Federal law against hacking is incredibly vague, and likely for just that purpose. IIRC it was something like "gaining unlawful/unauthorized access to a computer system". Therefore you can argue that making a system do anything it wasn't intended to breaks federal law.

[โ€“] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh boy I wonder what the fine print under that asterisk will be ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 21 points 3 months ago

Imagine Elon being capable of learning anything

[โ€“] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

Know what else transfers from the earth to your body when you walk barefoot? Fungi and parasites like Hookworm. Have fun down that rabbit hole.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hookworm

[โ€“] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

Inshallah they get nukes quickly, fuck American Imperialism

[โ€“] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

See? You get it, fuck England

[โ€“] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 months ago

You mean the military target? As opposed to the civilian targets of Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

[โ€“] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The sweet honey of Xi's words shall lure multinational corporations to the Communist fly trap that will close around their necks ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

[โ€“] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Okay but this line is also legit great for trolling libs at election time

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