I think you know where to go to find your people. There's 2 socials I can think of off the top of my head that'll be right up your alley!
P00ptart
That last part means he was a bored soldier in the middle east, with no use for it, just playing with the tracking instruments.
I didn't know Russia could look that beautiful! 😍🤣
The "knife" they mysteriously haven't been able to find?
They never found a knife. They claim someone picked it up and left with it in the chaos, which is obviously bullshit. "I'm gonna ignore the cops flagrantly firing into a crowd in my direction to go pick up that free knife"
Bambalance!
I'm a walking unprofitable for-profit prison.
By the colonel, in the kitchen, with a giant vibrator.
MORTAL KOMBAT!!!
Lmfao! God damnit, now I can expect to see that all over the Internet in a month and a half. "Mothman puts pistols in candy!"
Honestly, id do just about anything to see him fight Putin, or the zuck. Id do even more to make it a hardcore match, and even more if it was a thunder dome match with Putin and zuck vs Elon and Trump.
"oh fuck fuck fuck fuck"