overview for Palerider

[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

All of last year, every time they said this month was the hottest on record, I kept saying "So far..."

[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, if they don't keep them in the fridge the koalas steal them...

[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Who keeps their eggs in a fucking fridge?

[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 3 points 4 months ago

Cadburys has been shit since they were bought out by a Yankee company.

[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We had one in 2011... The electorate voted against it 2 to 1.

[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 3 points 4 months ago

Well, yes. My wife says I'm Bender from Futurama.

I bend steel, drink lots of beer and fart ~~fire~~ a lot.

[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 5 points 4 months ago

On my wrist but I wear a full boilersuit... We use burning tackle to cut the steel.

[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 6 points 4 months ago

And freeze peach!

[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 6 points 4 months ago

No you don't...

... but when you don't it just makes you a Nazi apologist.

[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 9 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Wife bought me a pixel watch 3 for Christmas. I wear it all the time...

... I work as a section bender in a factory. You can't see it under my overalls.

[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That's why he grabs 'em by the pussy even when they don't want him to.

[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 3 points 4 months ago

You're assuming they won't get deported first...