Pentacat

joined 5 months ago
[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 7 points 7 hours ago

I think Mecha-Hitler would win two terms. Maybe in 2028, but KDolph isn’t trying to hide anything. Libs will soon admit it and say “they had to turn fascist to beat Trump at his own game! It’s 3D chess, you imbecile!”

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 10 points 15 hours ago

“It’s their turn?”

Just spitballing here.

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 14 points 22 hours ago

That’s definitely yo be taken seriously in an advanced society. We are straight up, unambiguously evil.

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

I’ll do it. 9/11/2024 was the worst 9/11 since 1973. No, I will not elaborate.

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If the only thing you care about is genocide, and if you get all the free weapons you want to commit genocide, what would you want with a credit rating?

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

She’s not pandering to Hexbears, though.

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Important to remember that the Nazis got second place in World War Two, so they had to get absorbed into the third place country as punishment. We are living in the Fourth Reich.

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

Genocide might be the shittiest religion.

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

You’re not murderous enough. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Congrats to your cat for unlocking an achievement! When I was younger and less tired I could have come up with a good name for that achievement. Sorry.

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Expecting Democrats to earn votes is immature and, frankly, authoritarian.

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My sister’s college roommate was killed by a drunk driver who was being pursued at high speed by police.

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