Remember, it's only bad when "The Media" does it.

I've been saving my waste and refuse for this very bin

So what I'm hearing is the billionaire class is a literal plague.

In other news, new evidence shows Hitler "wasn't such a great guy" even as early as 1932.

It's always been okay. Conservatives don't give a shit about child safety.

Freeze 'em, starve 'em, shoot 'em... as long as there's human suffering to be had!

The real key is local bottling where local production isn't possible.

Ship vats of Coca-Cola syrup to the 200 largest cities (more or less) in North America and create local bottle circulation.

Spice it up with local bottle designs or recycling marks. Now you've got novelty sales, collector sales, eco-conscious sales, 'support local' sales...

If only there were some sort of governing body that could regulate things like that...

When you transfer it out of your possession, you generally transfer it into someone else's, so it's still registered.

I bet they also have a register for totalled vehicles (so if you get caught with a registered vehicle that's been marked as totalled, there's some red flags).

It's like asking, "why can't you just delete my Social Security Number?"

The trouble is that it's a slippery slope between "some are not infallible" and "all doctors can't be trusted"...

Well, it's not. It's a dry, gentle gradient normal people can easily stand on, but then someone rolls out the slip n' slide and we've been living with that for 4 years!

"Lefties aren't scared enough about real world issues like what happens when boys kiss. It's due to their diminished amygdala."

Lefties gesture to entire planet on fire.

"Typical leftist fear mongering!"

Remember folks, it's not conservatives' fault they deny climate change, they're biologically predisposed to be too afraid to handle it.

Ask a person with a larceny conviction under their belt which is more plausible: the existence of God or that they could ever get a job servicing ATMs with their record.

Then ask them if they're more likely to be hired for any job by a left-wing atheist or right-wing Christian.

I think the subtext is if you are a climate change denier, you're a moron or a liar.