[-] PineapplePartisan@lemmy.world 70 points 10 months ago

People have been having sex in the backs of taxis and Ubers for decades. That’s with another human in there. I suspect more people are willing to do stuff in a car when they feel like they are alone (they are being recorded on video). Especially inebriated people who are headed somewhere to have sex anyway.

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[-] PineapplePartisan@lemmy.world 72 points 10 months ago

Not much, what’s a gcup with you?

[-] PineapplePartisan@lemmy.world 50 points 10 months ago

No, but doctors are generally empathetic people. When I turned 45, I needed the exam for the first time. When I was bottomless and bent over the table, I told my doctor that I was very nervous about it.

He said to just try and relax and he placed a hand on my right should to reassure me. When the exam started, I said I was still nervous and so he placed his other hand on my other shoulder to continue to reassure me.

[-] PineapplePartisan@lemmy.world 64 points 11 months ago

Out of curiosity, will you be able to weed out bad faith volunteers? I am sure there are a variety of interests that would be more than willing to pay a junior admin to be a Lemmy Sysop and it’s not like the candidate will volunteer that information.

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I keep seeing people post puns as dad jokes. Worse yet, sometimes it’s just words that sort of sound like other words and aren’t even puns.

Look, we know the seminal dad joke is:

Kid: “I’m gay” Dad: “Hi Gay, I’m Dad!”

I will endeavor to bring a better variety of dad jokes to the community, and I hope you shall as well.

[-] PineapplePartisan@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago

I’m not leaving Signal until someone implements keeping data at rest encrypted on both ends and requires multi factor unlock (bio+pin is my choice).

So sick of E2E clients that leave the data in plaintext on the devices and then back it up in plaintext to the cloud.

[-] PineapplePartisan@lemmy.world 101 points 11 months ago

You watched the video and scrolled the feed so the algo gave you more of it. Simple as that.

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Didn’t notice Smith had grown a cop-stache.

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Maybe he will decide to do us all a favor and hold out.

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[-] PineapplePartisan@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago

You know who have short memories? Teenagers and drug users. You know who constantly have drama in their lives? Yep, teenagers and drug users.

If you decide to take action, wait three weeks and submit the complaint anonymously. Every police force has an anonymous tip line. Don’t get too specific like saying “we saw X manager give U employee meth on date”. Say that you witnessed management distributing drugs to minors and hang up.

With the passage of time. Your son will presumably be in a new job and the prior one will have long forgotten him due to high turnover. You can do something while still protecting your son. Just be sure he never, ever, let’s anyone know that you/he submitted the anonymous complaint.

[-] PineapplePartisan@lemmy.world 106 points 11 months ago

You’ve heard of an ex-boyfriend, now meet your ex-social media.

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[-] PineapplePartisan@lemmy.world 70 points 11 months ago

Because a lot of people who “left Reddit” can’t STFU about Reddit.

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Driving to camp a local radio station was doing one of those fake call-in drama segments. My 12yo asked what I thought about the situation. I explained that those segments are fake and that the “callers” are local improv artists or out of work actors. After listening to the segment, my 12yo said”You can tell by their fake radio voice”. When we got to camp the first thing said after hellos was “Did you know those radio call in shows are fake?!”. I guess the tweens have a topic for the day.

[-] PineapplePartisan@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago

It’s understandable as the religious people also migrate away from Reddit. The fediverse cuts down their stupid “equal time for dissent” argument. The fediverse explicitly enables them to fuck off and start their own instance where they can put up their own rules and federate with whoever they want.

I’m with world on this one. Punch the damn nazis in their faces. No false arguments about tolerance here.

[-] PineapplePartisan@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago

The whole point of the fediverse is choice. Religious groups can create their own instances and put in rules that reflect their values. They can federate or defederate from other instances based on their desires.

What you don’t get to do is say “Hey, I want to present my views that are antithetical to your community because you are a popular instance”.

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Clickbait title aside, this is good news as it seems Pitts’ MCL repair and rehab is complete.

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Episode: QB Rankings and Playcallers with Jourdan Rodrigue.

Aside from the Ridder chat, a funny aside about Shanahan being able to coach Natalie Portman up to NFL starter standards.

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Glad to see that our front office is remaining a class act now that "Quarterbacks" is out and outlets are looking for quote fodder. Nothing really new in here, except maybe the disconnect about the discussion about MM getting his leg surgery. I think it all worked out for everyone in the end.

[-] PineapplePartisan@lemmy.world 143 points 11 months ago

They gave up all their personal data to see a crappy algo-driven social media site. Meta still considers this a win.

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