[-] Plibbert@lemmy.ml 35 points 5 months ago

🦂 Holy shit. Favorite emoji ever.

[-] Plibbert@lemmy.ml 38 points 7 months ago

Lol that's what happens when you wait several weeks.

[-] Plibbert@lemmy.ml 33 points 8 months ago

My only problem with Indian food. Whenever I try a restaurants it's shit. But when my coworkers would bring in a feast on Diwali, it was my favorite time of year.

I can't find any restaurants that taste even similar to their home cooked meals.

[-] Plibbert@lemmy.ml 38 points 9 months ago

Damn her bosses boots must be fuckin spotless

[-] Plibbert@lemmy.ml 35 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Lol, essentially the company closed down a bunch of plants to make one big plant. Dude in question was a foreman at each plant at one point in time. They start the new plant, fast forward like six months and I get hired to do IT. The guys laptop has a memory leak issue that we couldn't track down, so we were gonna reimage the machine. Had to backup data first. The company i worked for forced us to use a singular proprietary tool to do both. I was not allowed to manually back up anything ( like I wanted to, because seriously wtf) Well lo and behold this software doesn't give a shit about the D partition of the users HDD or anything on it, so it wipes that part. Well that was the part of the drive that had all calibration data, measurements, contacts in the industry. Pretty much the guys black book got wiped. This is literally during first quarter of a merger. I get fired. A few weeks or like a month later I see the company stock took a huge hit because of issues with a merger. I also run into an old coworker at a gas station like 6 months later and she informed me that everything went to shit when I left and they cut the staff by more than half. Over a hundred people lost their job because of my fuck up.

[-] Plibbert@lemmy.ml 33 points 9 months ago

I caused the loss of multiple millions of dollars in stock of one of the largest manufacturering companies in the world. All because I listened to my boss instead of my instincts. I got fired because the senior foreman "couldn't stand to look at my face"

[-] Plibbert@lemmy.ml 37 points 9 months ago

So like, how would one go about trying to figure out where this guy lives?

[-] Plibbert@lemmy.ml 33 points 10 months ago

your shitting me. I can play starfeild on the deck? How?! Those system requirements were not small.

[-] Plibbert@lemmy.ml 38 points 10 months ago

Yeah, cruel fact about humanity. All these great technologies could give us luxury space communism in 100 years or so, but that won't happen. Shitty people will be shitty and these technologies will be used for shitty purposes or intentionally stunted.

[-] Plibbert@lemmy.ml 39 points 10 months ago

That's some 4D Level international espionage.

[-] Plibbert@lemmy.ml 37 points 11 months ago

The surprise is an obvious trap to be put in the prison or zoo.

[-] Plibbert@lemmy.ml 39 points 11 months ago

The Oregon for anyone interested https://xkcd.com/356/

P.S. I had to look at someone stretching their butthole open with both hands for this, your welcome.

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