Nooooope. Hmm. How about International Clair Patterson day, or ICP day? Surely there are no negative connotations for ICP in the scientific community

Lol, close but not quite what he said. Sorry if you were making a joke. The actual quote was "you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall."

 I'm aware that the english name was derived in the 18th century from The Cantus Region of Italian Cantalupo and generally assume it was traded into Europe from in the centuries prior, so I should be safe.

Four chain saws

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Seems fine, just tell her to put her shoes and socks back on and to not forget her book from the seat pocket in front of the person beside her.

Lotta smug people in here having a laugh at the obvious satire, but from a technical standpoint this can be a real problem.

Happened to me this AM -- had to eat cold bread after it untoasted itself, then get back in bed before my alarm clock unrung. I had stuff to do today

Jesus, Megan -- we get it -- this happens to YOU too. How about letting Vicky finish her story

Station is just a decoy -- they wirelessly scanned you and all your contacts the minute you bought the tickets

I think you are exaggerating a bit here. Rent levels are skyrocketing past wage growth, sure, but have you considered that used cars are also getting prohibitively expensive relative to the average income? Three of them would be roughly a zillion dollars if my math is correct

Yep. People don't put up any shooting galleries around the house, then complain when the sofa arms are riddled with bullet holes.

This is the best summary I could come up with:

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