Tiny peepee

You can easily tell it’s not American because it’s even there in the first place. You don’t get a sign explaining the bike paths and crosswalks in America. You just gotta know or get fucked. Also we wouldn’t have a complicated bike route we just wouldn’t have one, solves that issue…

no they wouldnt. its money. i work at a gas station we get these all the time

These aren’t rare or unseen. All legal US money

I was just pretending to be an idiot

i have more in common with the homeless guy on the corner than the football players tho

Will*

“Nowhere in the constitution does it say a dog can’t be president”

ImTrumpAndThisIsDeep

It’s worse that it’s not a conspiracy and it’s just the norm

“Pick me daddy trump! Did you see how fast I raised my hand?”

our bard once told a skeleton that he could tell by its skeletal structure of its face he could tell that it was ugly when it was alive