QuentinQuiver

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[–] QuentinQuiver@slrpnk.net -2 points 3 weeks ago

Christianity will always be better than any lie you can come up with to try to replace it

[–] QuentinQuiver@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Denying The Trinity, heresy

[–] QuentinQuiver@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM). Bow before me, fools

[–] QuentinQuiver@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 month ago

Darth Vader? You mean Count Binface?

[–] QuentinQuiver@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

I'm the actual Flying Spaghetti Monster. My name is Hastur Pasta

[–] QuentinQuiver@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago
[–] QuentinQuiver@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 month ago

"Don't drink the water. They put something in it to make you forget"

-Random NPC in Half Life 2

[–] QuentinQuiver@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 month ago

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around And desert you.

Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a liiiiie And hurt you

We've known each other... for so long...

[–] QuentinQuiver@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

Not if you're hard as rock. Anyway, I use firefox like everyone else, normally. Or tor, of course

[–] QuentinQuiver@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 months ago

The jester will soon reign

[–] QuentinQuiver@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You can use the RAG tactic to make it more useful. That involves starting with reputable sources as input, which creates an AI character that's essentially supposed to be an expert in a certain topic.

The normal AI system is a scammer who tries to convince others to act like them... just like me and other internet trolls or crazy people. It needs some snark to act like a real person does, but pure snark is quite useless.

Essentially: nonsense in, nonsense out Or science books and journals in, sci fi speculation out

[–] QuentinQuiver@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 months ago

Don't comply with tyrants.

 

I read this book while I was sick with a fever, and then started trying to convince people online to be more optimistic and think about possible futures. I basically used it to argue with Lemmy users.

Intro to The Really Beastly Joke Book by John Byrne:

What's that m-moving in the undergrowth? Oh - it's just you, the r-readers. Yes, it's m-me Quentin Quiver again and I'm in my very favourite place... as far away from modern civilisation as I can possibly get.

It hasn't been easy getting out here - even with my map and compass I got lost three times and thought I'd never be heard of again. And that was just on the way out of my bedroom! But at last I've made it to this peaceful, green spot where there's nobody else but me and Mother Nature.

So if you too are looking for something a bit different to those h-horrible rude joke books which sadly seem to be so popular with young people nowadays, you've come to the right place.

Because the book you're holding in your hands is going to be called Quentin Quiver's Book of Gentle Jokes and Flowery Fun and I'm about to start writing it right now. I see you're not laughing very much yet - never mind. Because the whole point of me coming out here is so I can work on it in complete peace and quiet, with nothing to disturb me but the gentle whisper of the wind in the trees, the soft ripple of a jungle stream and of course the savage growl of that huge man-eating tiger...

Hang on - did somebody say t-tiger?

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