TikTok caption: he sees his wife in the car
Narrator: the officer sees his wife in the car
Narrator & animated text written on a sheet of metal: and you'll never believe what's about to happen next
Officer: that's my wife
This is worse than I'm Looking For A Gift For My Aunt.
If you're proposing that front end devs literally provide an optional field for those with the time and motivation to curate their feed programmatically with some kind of query language, that's god damn brilliant, and would persuade me to use an otherwise feature–lacking but decently polished client over any other.