Inside my phone case. Only makes sense to keep it with the phone.
RangerJosey
joined 6 months ago
Here's a fun little thought experiment. What would an Evangelical Suicide Bomber yell before smashing that detonator button?
We're all well acquainted with the Islamic version. Cuz racism and propaganda.
Hellsing Ultimate Abridged gave us a hypothetical glimpse at Catholic Suicide Bombers.
What would an Evangelical scream?
But that's all you've got. Is a thought. There's no ingenuity or creativity behind it. It's soulless. Like a stoner friend who has a great idea for a book but never writes that book.
Because we are better than you. 
Of course it backfired. Nobody respects that orange fuck. And they shouldn't.
Papers please ass nonsense.
Stupidest timeline.
If I had a time machine I'd go back to the year 2000 and assassinate Supreme Court judges until Gore won the election that he won but was stolen from him by the Supreme Court.
Not my fucking guy. I don't care about the fucking plane.
I want the democrats to stop pretending this is an episode of West Wing and play hardball. I want them to act like any of this matters. Because it actually matters.
What doesn't do anything is finger wagging and gotya tweets. That kind of shit appeals to a insignificantly small demographic of Brunch Liberals and literally nobody else. They should be filibustering every single republican bill and denying every political appointment. Leadership should be stripping committee appointments and threatening primaries on turncoat dems. The entire party should as a singular unit be blocking everything they can. They should be aggressively promoting an alternative policy agenda with real tangible benefits for real people.
But they won't do any of that. They'll stand around cock-in-hand and wait for Schumer's strategy of "give them everything they want" to payoff somehow (think trickledown) because the DNC is a corporation. They really aren't bothered by all the disastrous shit Chump is doing because it benefits them too.
If they didn't suck so much it wouldn't be so valid of a criticism.
Get your own fuckin house together. Then we can talk.
Normal Store Citizen behavior.
As sure as the turn of the worlds.
Slow cooker is fren