That website raped my eyes

More veggies, less Smuckers

Kinda like those who choose to be in the Progressive Insurance "Snapshot" program where you install an OBD2 dongle that reports a lot of data about your driving habits back to Progressive in the dim chance you drive so well that they will lower your rates.

Maybe I missed it but the article actually does not tell/show you where these secret locations are. A red dot on a map that doesn't zoom in well enough is kinda useless.

It's a Trap!

Grooming from a young, impressionable age

Hand-training baby Shai-Hulud to come when called

Shoplift

"What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."

Alcohol bottles (were full, now empty and in recycling, not trash)

Not too different than the boondoggle known as "Cop City" in Atlanta where then-Atlanta Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms said "This training facility will not only help boost morale, retention and recruitment of our public safety personnel, but will give us physical space to ensure that our officers and firefighters are receiving 21st century training, rooted in respect and regard for the communities they serve."

A heroin addict with a spoon and lighter did something stupid and this happened in a public toilet. They're not going to replace it and are probably not handy enough to do so anyway.