Rhynoplaz

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[โ€“] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 17 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

You forgot about the old "What's that over there?" trick.

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[โ€“] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 24 points 1 hour ago

Repost. Stolen from an Asian news site in the 13th century.

[โ€“] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 18 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

You could opt out of being listed, but anyone who did that was considered a weirdo hermit. Why would you not want someone to be able to call you?

Oh God, it feels so weird saying it nowadays.

[โ€“] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

2001: a Space Odyssey

How it's similar to my life: I've been told it's amazing, but I can only pay attention to it for about 20 minutes before I decide I'd rather get high and play video games.

[โ€“] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, I can tell YOU know what I'm talking about.

[โ€“] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

At this point, I feel like I'm not going too far out on a limb if I say turd-shaped.

[โ€“] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Beautifully done, as always. Don't think I didn't see all that chaos-sowing bait in there!

[โ€“] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 36 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

I've worked in quite a few restaurants, and although they were full of drugs, the drugs were usually in the cooks, NOT the food.

[โ€“] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 43 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

Are you just really nervous about being on a date?

[โ€“] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

So, gravity isn't linear, but rotation is.

For reference, I'm a regular guy who looked up the answer, so maybe someone else can get more in depth, but I'll offer my basic understanding.

The planets weren't just plopped down in a straight line, they are all chunks of space debris that flew off of bigger chunks of space debris.

If you covered a ball in paint and spun it REALLY fast in a box slightly bigger than the ball, you'd end up with a line of paint on the walls that lines up with the center of the ball.

The planets are like that paint, but gravity essentially "reaches out and ties a tether" to them that keeps them from going further away. And the whole time, EVERYTHING is spinning and floating further away from the point of the Big Bang.

[โ€“] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)

Fruit punch is just all the fruits that you wouldn't eat individually mixed together. A jambalaya of mediocrity.

[โ€“] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 24 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

How else would they know where to cross?

 

Corporate America has programmed people to HUSTLE! BE THE BEST! ACHIEVE! MAKE MORE MONEY!!! for so long that they now need to pay someone to come and teach us how to relax, enjoy the moment and be happy again.

 

I was relieved to see there were no bids on the Nazi trash.

I wonder if there's some guy out there that collects little metal cars who really wants to bid, but doesn't want to be the guy who bought the Nazi coin.

 

I've been invited to attend a Tim Walz rally tonight, and I have no idea what to expect. Share your stories and get me pumped up to see our next VP!

Update: Everybody was right, lots of standing and clapping, but what I really didn't expect was the sense of family I felt with all these strangers around me. We'd bump into each other, and laugh it off, one guy was telling me about how his son was thinking about going to the college that I work at (I was still wearing my shirt from work), and we all just knew that we were working together to make great things happen. I'll probably skip the next one, but it was a great experience. I'm glad I went, and would recommend going to one if you have a chance, and a candidate you believe in.

 

Make-up and KISS!

 

This one's for JusticeforPorygon!

 

Imagine apartments built into what used to be department stores, (Oh, you're JC Penny 203? I'm at Sears 106). Get those old arcades up and running. Set up meal stations at the food court. Once people actually live there, stores will start to move back in.

If I'm unable to finish my life in my own home, that doesn't sound like a terrible option.

 

My kids and I watched the first two episodes last night, and I'm impressed. It feels like Fallout. I like the characters so far, and they squeeze in enough game references to keep my brain spiking with recognition.

We set the bar pretty low on video game adaptations, but I feel this one's doing alright so far!

What does everyone else think? (Let's keep spoilers to a minimum. Most of us probably weren't able to watch the whole thing in one night.)

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world to c/thelyricsgame@lemmy.ca
 

From Bing, because I'm an AI novice who just wants to play!

 
 

She is currently heading home with a clean bill of health and about to meet her new siblings!

 

...it kind of looks like a V.

Niagara Falls; Viagra Rises.

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