Repost. Stolen from an Asian news site in the 13th century.
You could opt out of being listed, but anyone who did that was considered a weirdo hermit. Why would you not want someone to be able to call you?
Oh God, it feels so weird saying it nowadays.
2001: a Space Odyssey
How it's similar to my life: I've been told it's amazing, but I can only pay attention to it for about 20 minutes before I decide I'd rather get high and play video games.
Yeah, I can tell YOU know what I'm talking about.
At this point, I feel like I'm not going too far out on a limb if I say turd-shaped.
Beautifully done, as always. Don't think I didn't see all that chaos-sowing bait in there!
I've worked in quite a few restaurants, and although they were full of drugs, the drugs were usually in the cooks, NOT the food.
Are you just really nervous about being on a date?
So, gravity isn't linear, but rotation is.
For reference, I'm a regular guy who looked up the answer, so maybe someone else can get more in depth, but I'll offer my basic understanding.
The planets weren't just plopped down in a straight line, they are all chunks of space debris that flew off of bigger chunks of space debris.
If you covered a ball in paint and spun it REALLY fast in a box slightly bigger than the ball, you'd end up with a line of paint on the walls that lines up with the center of the ball.
The planets are like that paint, but gravity essentially "reaches out and ties a tether" to them that keeps them from going further away. And the whole time, EVERYTHING is spinning and floating further away from the point of the Big Bang.
Fruit punch is just all the fruits that you wouldn't eat individually mixed together. A jambalaya of mediocrity.
How else would they know where to cross?
You forgot about the old "What's that over there?" trick.
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