SARGE

joined 10 months ago
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

now I know for sure covid was going around even before the pandemic was announced.

My friend group was making jokes and memes about it in december of 2019, so 100%.

I wish you a rapid recovery.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Funny Spock

Oh god please no

Give me socially awkward, trying to be funny but not quite getting it yet Spock.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 1 month ago

I like the rule of law

And when they make you illegal, I assume you will do the lawful thing and off yourself

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 35 points 1 month ago (5 children)

some googling later

Well, shit. Glad I buy secondhand books at every opportunity, otherwise I would have given money to a human sized pile of shit.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sorry about that sensor glitch, I'll get right on repairs.

I've got to figure out how they keep slipping past the isolation matrix...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 9 points 1 month ago

I can confirm you can make a shotgun pretty easily with a trip to the hardware store and as long as you properly rust proof it, it'll last quite some time. Especially if you have a way to purchase thicker than normal wall piping. If you don't have a drill press and welder already, it'll be a little expensive.

Partially 3d printed aemi-auto is slightly harder, but again can confirm quite reliable if done right, and accurate as fuck if you properly rifle the barrel.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago
  1. I saw picture of a penis in a bathtub someone had titled "Moby dick" on my first day.

Forums were everywhere, and most websites from private entities looked like someone vomited gifs and word art everywhere. Backgrounds were the most insane of colors and oh my god I just now realized one of the sites I used to visit in the early 2000s was popular with trans people, the trans flag was all over the place and literally was the background

Also MySpace.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 0 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I have a permanent solution to banking crises:

Ban capitalism globally.

It's foolproof. It will stop any more banks from having any sort of crisis.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not me, definitely not saving this to send to someone someday for some reason....

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

140 (87mph).

I'm sure there are cars where I wouldn't feel a thing and all that, but mine would shake itself apart.

120/75 is my limit, and honestly my truck shouldn't be going over 90/55 because it loses the tiny bit of efficiency it has.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 19 points 1 month ago (8 children)

New noises don't bother me. The amount of things that can shake rattle and roll (it's a mess but it's all tools and things I need for work) means a new sound pops up every week.

It's the new slightly different vibration that sketches me out.

Ever so slightly up/down vibration that you can barely feel when you get to 70? Congrats, next week when you drive to work you'll hit a bump at 15 and the whole ~~front~~ bottom falls off. And now you have 3 other problems because drive shafts start flying all over and smashing into things when they break.

No, I love vehicle ownership and definitely wouldn't prefer to relax on high speed rail for 20 minutes with a rolling bag/tool box or literally any other form of mass transit...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Whaaaaaaaat?

Name ONE time in history where a man let emotions.....

checks all of human history

Okay name 47 BILLION times.

Checkmate, ~~atheists~~ feminists.

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