SARGE

I can almost hear the record scratch as he says "But we don't do that..."

Who's on first?

The opening scene of episode 1 hooked me.

And every reference for the next twenty minutes made sure I stayed.

strongly worded

WOAH there, cowboy. We don't want to go wording our PR too strongly, or Israel might think we're semi-serious!

I'll have you know I have never once accidentally made a Cronenburg monster.

The ones that are safe?

Was this navy ship captained by a woman safe?

hence my entire comment? He realized halfway through what he was going to say and changed it. Trump said the dumb thing, THEN corrected afterward.

Somehow that's even worse than "won't be fooled again"

At least Bush could think to the end of his sentence, even if it takes half the sentence to get there. Trump has to say it out loud before he can think about it.

I did a double-take at that title so hard, I think I have ass whiplash.

I don't understand the connection between crypto, weed, and black men...

Trump says a lot of stuff. It’s usually awful. But he’s not much of a do-er

This sure does read a lot like MAGAts saying "he doesn't mean it like that" when he has repeatedly demonstrated he means the thing he said

The moral high road is filled with corpses