SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I did a double-take at that title so hard, I think I have ass whiplash.

I don't understand the connection between crypto, weed, and black men...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Trump says a lot of stuff. It’s usually awful. But he’s not much of a do-er

This sure does read a lot like MAGAts saying "he doesn't mean it like that" when he has repeatedly demonstrated he means the thing he said

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The moral high road is filled with corpses

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 1 month ago

Damn, gotta sign the ticket with red ink in all caps, now he's on the hook!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

dine on the flesh of Christians

Hard pass.

Too much fat, I'm on a diet.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 1 month ago

Yeah, not trying to poke holes, but I was hearing "less than 50 years left" when I was in school in the 2000s. I do remember seeing a post here and there about new oil reservoirs being discovered but never any follow up. So I suppose that could be stretching things out. But oil use certainly hasn't decreased in the last 25 years.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago

You heard it right here, folks.

No discussion of any specific country or region, because this is apparently not a place to ask questions.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago

Well I'm willing to bet the nearest US carrier group is getting (probably metaphorical) steak and lobster for dinner. The brass tends to bring out the good food when they announce a change of course towards potential danger.

The question is, will Chinese forces leave as soon as the group changes course, or will they stare grumpily at them in person before leaving.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 129 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The Enemy is strong

At the same time

The Enemy is weak

Straight out of the Fascist Guidebook For Dummies

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago

In my defence, I hadn't yet read the article...

But it's so cool!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As soon as I read the title I thought "that sounds like something a shady politician would make a talking point in preparation to try and get rid of FOIA so they can do even more shady shit..."

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So wood that naturally expands and contracts, creating squeaky floors. You don't even have to step on it if the temperature or humidity changes. My last house had gaps in the crawl space, so lots of shifting occurred.

Mice in the walls. It's always either mice or slightly moving plumbing pipes. I hate living near agricultural fields because mice love to try and move in every autumn.

Footsteps I'll chalk up to people hearing things. I don't know how many times I've thought I've heard footsteps but the moment I catch it, it disappears.

Low-reservoir flushing happened all the time with my last toilet. I know it had a leak but it was slow enough that I didn't much care until it started flushing once a week.

I'm not scared of my attic, I just don't like being up there because it's always hot, it smells weird, and there's too many exposed nails at face level. I imagine most people are only mildly "scared" of their basements or attics because they don't go in them very much, and fear of the unknown/unfamiliar is very real.

..... Maybe I am haunted...

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