SARGE

joined 10 months ago
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 1 month ago

Like that photo from America with all the gas stations, McDonald’s and stuff.

That's half the towns I drive through, usually right off a highway.

It's gross.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago

Look at all those mostly/stopped cars I can breeze by on my bike...

I can smell this picture.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Call your step-brother?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I'm sure their massively inflated budget can handle it. Presumably the hikers pay their taxes.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 21 points 1 month ago

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

My two least favorite things individually, yet essential to so many delicious things.

I would immediately use them to make some food and bring it over.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I have it on good authority that you may fascinate a woman by giving her cheese.

Although it looks like I'm two hours late on that reference...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Praise the Great Green Arkleseizure!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago

I tell myself the protagonist is a synth

With the right mod, you can change your back story to be a synth and start out in the institute.

I tell myself that the aliens like dogs more than they want to stay hidden, so they give all doggos shields that we don't know are there.

Is it ridiculous? Yes. But so is a dog walking off a landmine. And you know... The whole setting of fallout.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 34 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Taken to police..... For wasting their time? I'm confused what actual harm they did.

Oh no they ate a fungus. Hardened criminals. Probably ms13. Gotta deport them now.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My condolences to your digestive tract...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I hate this. It's great!

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