SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 57 points 1 month ago (6 children)

When you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

And cops are the biggest tools out there.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago

When people start seeing huge rises in their electric bill, don't be surprised to see normal everyday people trying to burn down datacenters.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 49 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I really want someone to press one of these people on camera.

"Donald Trump has promised at multiple rallies to end the democratic process by eliminating the need to vote, and this is extremely dangerous to our democracy, therefore it is an official act of the office e of the president to order a hit on DJT, Seal teams 3 and 5 are en-route now. Such an act is official, and necessary for the country to survive therefore Joe Biden is completely immune from any prosecution."

I just want to know for sure what the reaction would be. I'm sure pearl clutching indignation (because someone thought of their idea but flipped the victims around)

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 1 month ago

He chose it because if you add his 111 years to Frodo's 33, you get 144 or "one gross dozen" although to refer to the gathered hobits as a "gross" would be rude indeed! (more book references for those who haven't read them)

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

No joke, I just got to the part in the Andy Serkis narrated audiobook where Gandalf returns to toss the ring into the fire(place).

Bilbo even comes out to announce that the dragon means supper is being served and the 144 people that get to sit inside the big tent should come on in.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

The first time I interacted with water and it did something in response instead of being static blew my mind.

Seeing my own reflection in a game hurt my brain.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All things being relative, of course.

I haven't even been tortured yet!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Hey.

HEY YOU

FUCK YOU

I was having a perfectly good day...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol a Chevy from the 90s. Back before someone ripped a huge line of coke and went "but what if we made them BIGGER?!"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 1 month ago

My wife refused to get a helmet when we got bikes because "I've never had an accident on a bicycle and we don't go fast enough to need it" , so I said "Fine, we'll have this discussion after the first ride"

I got up to the top speed of the speed-controller ebike, she followed, and when we stopped it old her to imagine a puppy runs out in front of her, she has nowhere to go but straight into a wall and smash her head into the concrete, the trees and smash her head into the wood, or jump off the bike and smash her head into the pavement. Because in a crash, your head is going to hit something, and in this case you could be the most careful person on the planet but you can't stop a puppy, or child, or DUMP TRUCK from blocking your path and forcing you to make a hard choice in less time than it takes to sneeze.

She decided to pick a helmet.

The hard surface your head will bounce off or grind into will not be nice about you failing to wear a helmet. Neither will I.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 50 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sexist piece of shit who liked to step all over anyone he perceived as "beneath" him (everyone) and if you've ever thought to yourself "given the rest of the show, why would THAT be a thing? It feels gross and entire groups of people would feel marginalized by this" while watching it, it was probably a Berman Special. Like Seven's.... "uniform"...

Also from what I understand, racist. Like the ferengi.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 46 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Two reminders

1:it's pronounced "Rick FUCKING Berman",

B- FUCK RICK FUCKING BERMAN.

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