SARGE

joined 11 months ago
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 34 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Taken to police..... For wasting their time? I'm confused what actual harm they did.

Oh no they ate a fungus. Hardened criminals. Probably ms13. Gotta deport them now.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My condolences to your digestive tract...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I hate this. It's great!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In that case I would probably read the letter before I try and make a judgement, if it's something emotionally charged then sure I get it.

If it's lorem ipsum, I genuinely don't understand how it's art but you do you, artist. I've had people try to explain their art to me and I still didn't get it.

It really is something that's subjective.

Also something I don't get: painting something and then covering it with layers and layers of single color paint. I am willing to accept others find it thought provoking, I find it a waste and honestly want to fingerpaint a little stick figure on the blank space. Surely that would add to the art? (again, I don't understand it)

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 31 points 1 month ago

doesn't work out

Hot damn, what an absolute piece of shit garbage human being.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The Game (which you just lost)

goddamn it I just lost the game...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 1 month ago

Acts of simple sabotage, multiplied by thousands of citizen-saboteurs, can be an effective weapon against the enemy

Simple Sabotage Field Manual, Office Of Strategic Services, 1944

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I was walking a cart to my car today when a cop car with four of those plate readers on each side of it started coasting down my lane.

It took a bit of a jog but I decided to keep up with it and try to block as many plates as I could.

Probably didn't do a thing, but fuck em.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At least 2mph.

Probably.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 1 month ago

DO NOT start chainsaw between legs

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago

I really don’t need that big of a Dutch oven though

The appropriate number of cast iron cookware is n=n+1. And coupled with the ability to cook for more people at once, the more the merrier! Especially if you garden your own potatoes. I swear cast iron and potatoes were meant for each other.

Make sure to tell your wife some random stranger on the internet said "she's right" , it does make a good story.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I turned my wife into a nerd and now we go to half price books.

You can't separate the art from the artist, but I can damn well ensure that none of my money goes to them.

Secondhand all the way baybee

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