Photo of a couple with one of them wearing a black t-shirt that says "I'm very vulnerable right now if any goth girls would like to take advantage of me.
Off to the gulag, I go.
ShaggySnacks
joined 1 year ago
Sooo, anyone want to take bets that Bird Flu is going to be the next pandemic?
I hope you mean per day with those numbers.
Also it's all the Democrats fault.
COVID-19 was the warm up round.
You should make them pay 1.50 for every plate they didn’t make themselves and someone had to import from another house, refuse to cook or tidy anythingas thats done by immigrants, and point out loudly everything not made in the US.
"Sorry fam, it's a $10 a piece for this turkey. Don't want people thinking they got an easy ride."
"Oh you want me to help clean, I charge $20 a hour......Oh you want me to help for free. Isn't that communism? Aren't we encouraging people not to pull themselves up from their boot straps."
"You want me to leave and never come back? That's free."
Narrator "It did in fact, apply to them."
SCOTUS "See, if the founding fathers really thought birth right citizenship was important. They would have put it in the Constitution. It's an amendment and we all know amendments were not part of the orginal text so therefore, we rule that the 14th amendment was never in enforce."
"Am I one of the goods ones" they say as they are being dragged off by ICE agents to a deportation camp.
"I am a legal citizen" they plea to an ICE agent. "Sure, you are. Just like everyone else in the van." The ICE agent laughs.
This does not work on the British. Waiting in line is the holiest of holy activites for the British.
I bought stocks in a bunch of fur trading companies.
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A photograph of Ernie smiling quite happily. Ernie is holding a plant.
Text underneath says I like to use my victims as fertilizer to grow small plants, which I then send to the victim's family as a condolence present. Most people neglect potted plants they receive as gifts. So, in a way, it's like they're letting their children die all over again.
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Top image is Poochie on a bicycle slam dunking a basketball in a radical manner. The Sega logo is covering Poochie's face.
The writing on the bottom of the image says "Sega does what"
The bottom image is Ralph Wiggum sitting at a Coleco computer with an image of a cat and the letters C T. Ralph is trying to spell CAT.
The bottom text says "Super Nintendo Chalmers-Don't"
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Cookie Monster is excited to eat a massive cookie. Elmo is very excited and is cheering Cookie Monster. There is a man who is shocked and may be trying to get Cookie Monster not to eat the cookie.
Text underneath: Elmo encouraged Cookie Monster to eat the cookie laced with 5,000,000 mg of THC. Cookie Monster didn't know the cookie was laced with THC. Elmo is a dick.
I live for that imitation gruel. It's what keeps me going with producing Gucci wallets for the streets of Hong Kong.