But since there's 90 grams per pouch, you'll lose weight, but you're still gaining 2.16 kilograms...
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The wording looks like each pouch holds -3.17oz of applesauce
If you salute in midair, your patriotism will reduce the fall damage. Saluting the charger probably still wouldn't have helped though.
Fun fact: Star Trek has lasted longer than the wild west did. 58 years versus 47 years
You only have the rights to your likeness until 70 years after the death of your author (your mom)
Alternatively, your mom starts with the rights, and you never even get them. (unless she sells them to you)
"Sorry kiddo, you took a selfie, so now I'm taking you to court."
He had one moment of weakness and then spent the rest of his life trying to make up for it
That's my best guess. I've shot a gun, but I've never shot a lion, so I'm no expert. I don't even know how to reload one.
Pretty much, though blanks aren't actually bullets, they're rounds or cartridges. The main difference between blanks and regular rounds/cartridges is that blanks don't have bullets (the metal bit which gets shot out of the gun)
They still have the gunpowder though, so like can@sh.itjust.works said, they are still dangerous due to the explosion that no longer has to propel a bullet.
Instructions unclear Now have flaming chainsaw terminators after me
What do you want? "Ave, true to Kaiser?"
I thought I would be smart, and brought the shield generator to keep out the shriekers. Yeah, that only blocks projectiles, and the shriekers flew right through it...
I think there's also a play off of The Ship of Theseus, since it's a recompilation of the original game
First Pokémon in the pokedex of the newest generation when the meme was made?
Now I'm just imagining a Space Marine with googly eyes