ShankShill

joined 5 months ago
[–] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago

Someone opened the soap dispensers and put doodoo in them.

[–] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

I actually found an A to A cable in my Big Box of Cables I Might Need One Day™ when trying to flash my Gotek floppy emulator with FlashFloppy firmware.

[–] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I considered buying some space from Google since their "never run out of space" thing is long gone from the beta I signed up for.

But then I just nuked my whole storage. Damn that was nice.

Throw that heap out. It's not healthy.

[–] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

As a night shift worker, breakfast is a good time for a drink.

[–] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Can confirm. Fell asleep at a friend's house and he lit my jncos on fire.

[–] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rim that fucking anus.

[–] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I don't think so.

[–] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago

I've been in a courtroom with an idiot that was behind on child support that pulled this.

Took the judge 45 minutes to decide he didn't need rights to his child anymore.

[–] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 months ago

We got a triple-yolk from the illegal eggs we buy from a 9 year old girl. But I ain't no snitch so the bacon don't know where I get my eggs.

[–] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Don't forget new keywords to trigger bing search in the start menu vs opening the local program.

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