SilentObserver

joined 3 months ago
[–] SilentObserver@lemm.ee 102 points 2 months ago (19 children)

2022 years ago? So this must be Christ reincarnated.

[–] SilentObserver@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

“It’s a bird! No, it’s a plane! No, it’s Polygonal Man!”

[–] SilentObserver@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

I can’t say I totally blame him. I’m only 31, and I’m already feeling a little irked about some of the ways this world has changed. And ya, I’m pretty tired of super hero movies anymore. However, I’m really looking forward to watching Deadpool and Wolverine on the big screen together. Just gotta find a babysitter first. 😂

[–] SilentObserver@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

I was just being sarcastic. I am WELL aware that wells exist. Also my city water isn’t really all that expensive. Certainly much cheaper than buying bottled water on the daily.

[–] SilentObserver@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Free water? Where do you live? Here I have to pay for that. 🤣

[–] SilentObserver@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

No, it’s spelled “Oregun” according to big lifted, pavement princess, diesel covered in decals that just rolled coal in front of me.

[–] SilentObserver@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

I used to own an ‘02. It was definitely a minivan. And I’m still salty about the placement of the alternator.

[–] SilentObserver@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So it wasn’t the water but the vaccines that were turning the freaking frogs gay?

[–] SilentObserver@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

I’m afraid of dresses.

[–] SilentObserver@lemm.ee 79 points 2 months ago (5 children)

It’s all fun and games until you get frostbite.

[–] SilentObserver@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Ya, but I don’t trust disassociated me very much. 😂

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