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[–] MustardCabbage@sh.itjust.works 162 points 1 month ago (6 children)
[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 88 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This meme is 6 steps ahead of all of us.

We're playing tic-tac-toe and this meme is playing 4-dimensional strategema.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 month ago

I looked it up and Minnesota is no where near which makes me appreciate this Oregano meme even more

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[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That's Mississoda learn geology

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

What happened to Misterssoda?

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[–] a9cx34udP4ZZ0@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

After the civil war completes, Emperor Walz declares the entire nation will now be known as Minnesota in a show of unification to the rest of the world.

[–] SilentObserver@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

No, it’s spelled “Oregun” according to big lifted, pavement princess, diesel covered in decals that just rolled coal in front of me.

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[–] Glifted@lemmy.world 126 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This is great. It's like Shitpost-Prime. Half the comments are complaining about how it doesn't make sense.

No one has even noticed that

  • A "mini-burger" already has a name and it isn't "mini-burger"
  • The standard soda can shown is not a big soda
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But thats Washington 😡😤

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Washington is above the red spot. The red location is Oregon.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No. You're all wrong. That's still my phone.

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wrong again. He was one of the first, if not the firstest, president of the United States. They even named the capital after him because he was a capitalist

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] snooggums@midwest.social 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Went right over their Oregon!

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[–] Perfide@reddthat.com 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

A "mini-burger" already has a name and it isn't "mini-burger"

I assume you mean sliders. The pic clearly does not show a slider, it shows the exact same burger as on the left but smaller. Way too much going on in that thing to be a slider, mini-burger is perfectly apt.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's because sliders was a sci-fi show starring the kid from Stand by Me.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] nomous@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It was pretty good at first but when Gimli left it fell apart.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

My favorite Gimli movie is "Spirited Away".

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

No, a slider is someone who can travel from world to world where it's the same year, and they're the same person, but everything else is different.

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[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago

Everyone in here confused, this is a great example of a joke vs a shitpost

[–] sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 50 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Alright fellow Oregonians, grab your torches and pitchforks, we meet at OP’s house tomorrow.

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[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 50 points 1 month ago

I have learned so much about shitposting from this single post.

[–] dantheclamman@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago

this is shitpost 5d chess.

[–] li10@feddit.uk 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] reimufumo@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Caution, US-exclusive meme ahead!

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago (16 children)

Even if you're American it's still nonsensical

I thinks it's supposed to be Mini-soda -> Minnesota but the state shown is Oregon

[–] soloner@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

I think that's the part that makes it a shit post

[–] Bronzie@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah I was wondering why Minnesota was suddenly a coastal state (enourmous lakes excluded obviously)

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[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Listen, I've been to Milwaukee...

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago

I've drank their "Best".

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[–] breckinva@fedia.io 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The joke would have landed for me if you had chosen Wisconsin.

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

This is an 11/10

[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is genius but too high effort. You may sit on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of shitost.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

This is outrageous and unfair, also a very unusual state of affairs

[–] fnie@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

It's Minne-pop okay.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago
[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 16 points 1 month ago
[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

Shrinkflation would like a word

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

The transitive property in action: Mini-soda = Minnesota = Oregon

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I must be OOtL. I got the mini soda to Minnesota allusion but how does Oregon factor into this?

[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's a shitpost, the joke is that it's the wrong state

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[–] MrPoopbutt@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago
[–] snooggums@midwest.social 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (5 children)

YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY

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