Sinkbath

… was stroking my sweet precious wart.

You got a turdbo charger!

I should’ve said Ninteen Eighty-Four.

I’m sorry but did they lift that directly from 1984?

Garret Garrison is making deliveries.

Kill it before it reproduces!

I understand the meaning of slaps and it’s been about 20 years since I was in Montreal, but if anything slaps its poutine.

I say attempt a friction weld.

Would that make a mustache a gable?

That was an awkward 4mins.

What you really want is a poly grain scoop with a long handle. Guess you’re going to have to add to that shovel quiver.

Paul Mooney would like a word.