Reminds me of something from Zoids

Not that it makes the situation that much better, but that's $895 Billion, not Trillion

It's wild that's legal there! Where I live learners and provisional riders are restricted by power to weight ratio (150kw per tonne/200hp per 2000lbs), and that honestly seems like it keeps them on reasonable bikes for the skill level without having them all stuck on 125cc bikes struggling to reach the speed limit

I've always loved a Frangipani (especially the white ones)

I have a soft spot for flowering trees, and these always remind me of fun times by the coast (plus some part of me thinks they look like a delicious forbidden food).

I think they're lamps made out of beer bottles (just with no lightbulbs installed yet, they'd sit in the top).

For anyone who's interested, there was a movie made that was loosely based on this story called Oddball: https://m.imdb.com/title/tt3401748/

Not sure how to help you out with it, but you're at least not alone. Robert Smith from The Cure had the same problem with the song "Friday I'm in Love": https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friday_I%27m_in_Love

"During the writing process, Robert Smith became convinced that he had inadvertently stolen the chord progression from somewhere, and this led him to a state of paranoia where he called everyone he could think of and played the song for them, asking if they had heard it before. None of them had, and Smith realised that the melody was indeed his."

I think it's Gen 6 (PS2/Xbox). But at the time the Gen 6 consoles were new, the Gen 3 that you consider retro was about 20 years old, just like these consoles are now. I think they still fit the label of retro pretty well, but it's always hard to consider something newer than your childhood as "old" tbh

I'm always partial to "PONYO LOVES HAM!!!"

Backpack Hero gets close to that in a rougelike/lite kind of way

Honestly, I had to look up what that term meant. I can see why it would look like that, but I just thought it would provide context to who he is. He's got 1.4 million followers on Twitch and I think a few million subs on YouTube as well, so I figured it was reasonable to say he's pretty popular

Fun fact, Popular streamer Jerma985 voices the character that runs you through the tutorial in this game.